The Christmas Story
Sarah was explaining the Christmas story to me yesterday while we were driving around:
Sarah: "Mary & Joseph couldn't find a hotel, so they went to a barn. And, when Jesus was born, they put him in a manger."
Me: "What's a manger?"
Sarah: "It's where they feed the animals."
Me: "What do you think the animals thought when they saw the baby Jesus lying in a manger?"
Sarah: "I think they said, 'I'm not going to eat THAT!'"
I nearly had a wreck I laughed so hard. (And, she was probably right!)